Hi everybody, Here's something to ponder upon.... It describes one of the
most confusing and complex living forms inhabiting on the face of this
planet.... and you may have guessed what living forms i am referring to???

- Women, girls, ladies, chicks... well they come in all different shapes
and sizes and forms..... hey.. no offense intended...

The following is an article I recieved from an anonymous friend and I hope
every body going through my home page can appreciate this.

The essence of a woman has been captured most beautifully by the poet of
this verse. With no offense meant to members of the opposite sex, the
poet's thoughts on women should by no means go unappreciated.

The Creature called Woman:
If you're well dressed, she thinks you're a playboy,
If you'e not, she thinks you're rugged.
If you kiss her, you're not a gentleman,
If you don't you're not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you're a liar,
If you don't you're good for nothing.
If you agree with all her likes, she is abusing,
If you don't you're not understanding.
If you make romance, you're an "experienced man"
If you don't you're a "half man".
If you visit her often, she thinks you're boring,
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing.
If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel,
If she is visited by another, "Oh! It's natural, we're girls".
If you're a minute late, she complains "It's hard to wait",
If you come in time, for hours she makes you wait.
If you propose love within a brief acquaintenceship, you're a fresh guy.
If you postpone love to later, she wonders why.
If you fail to assist her in crossing a street, you lack ethic,
If you do, she thinks it's one of man's tactics.
If you're jealous, she says its bad,
If you're not she doubts your love and is not glad.
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are bold and nothing,
If you don't she thinks you're cold and boring.
If you attempt romance, she says you don't respect her,
If you don't she thinks you don't like her,
If you listen, she wants to talk,
If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you contradict her, she does not like it,
If you don't she thinks you're gullible.

"Oh! Women!!"

So simple, yet so complex.
So weak, yet so powerful.
So confusing, YET so DESIRABLE.