If Operating Systems Drove Your Car 
    
	MS-DOS: You get in the car and try to remember where you put 
	the keys. 
	 
	WINDOWS: You get in the car and drive to the store very slowly,  
	because attached to the back of the car is a freight train. 
	 
	MAC SYSTEM 7: You get in the car to go to the store and the car 
	drives you to church. 
	 
	UNIX: You get in the car and type GREP STORE. After reaching 
	2000 mph en route, you arrive at the barber's shop. 
	 
	WINDOWS NT: You get in the car and write a letter that says 'go 
	to the store'. Then you get out of the car and nail the letter to 
	the dashboard. 
	 
	TALIGENT/PINK: You walk to the store with Ricardo Montalban who  
	tells you how wonderful it will be when he can fly you to the 
	store in his Learjet. 
	 
	OS/2: After fuelling up with 6000 gallons of gas you get in the 
	car and drive to the store with a motorcycle escort and a 
	marching band in procession. Halfway there, the car blows up, 
	killing everyone in town.