YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG WHEN..

    Your car stalls and you reach for the "reset" button.

    You actually have to use a *real* typewriter and immediateley reach for:

        - The ALT key, the CTRL key, the F keys
        - The mouse

    You instinctively look for a license and diskettes in anything you
    buy that is shrinkwrapped.

    You start using IMHO, AFAIK, ISTR and in your personal letters and...

    You instinctiely use :-) instead of drawing a *real* smiley.