THAT'S RIGHT!!!!  125 THINGS NEVER TO SAY DURING SEX

>>1)is it in?
>>2)that's it?
>>3)you've got to be kidding me.
>>4)(phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you?
>>5)do i have to pay for this?
>>6)do i have to call you tomorrow?
>>7)oh momma, momma!
>>8)oh dadda, dadda!
>>9)you look better in the dark.
>>10)this is much better than my last girl/boyfriend.
>>11)i thought that goes in the other hole....
>>12)don't tell my husband/wife.
>>13)you have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it).
>>14)this sucks.
>>15)can you finish now? i have a meeting...
>>16)i hope you don't expect a raise for this...
>>17)i think you might get the job for this.
>>18)damn! is that all you know what to do.
>>19)did i tell you, i have herpes?
>>20)now we must get married.
>>21) hurry up, the games about to start.
>>22)i'm hungry.
>>23)i'm thirsty.
>>24)zzzzzzzzzzzz.
>>25)are you trying to be funny?
>>26)can i have a ride home after this?
>>27)are those real?
>>28)by the way, i want to break up.
>>29)is that smell coming from you?
>>30)haven't you ever done this before?
>>31)wow!! i've never seen those before (then grope wildly).
>>32)do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
>>33)you're so much like your sister....
>>34)your mom's cute.
>>35)what's your name again?
>>36)do i have to be here in the morning?
>>37)a second time? i barely stayed awake the first time!
>>38)but you just started!!
>>39)you're about as good as a 9 year old, and i should know!!
>>40)don't touch that!!
>>41)can we order a pizza?
>>42)i think my dad is listening at the door.
>>43)smile for the camera, honey!!!
>>44)take off that damn monkey glove!!
>>45)get your hand out of there!!
>>46)i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
>>47)i knew you wore a padded bra!!
>>48)cover me boys, i'm going in!!!
>>49)DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
>>50)Fire one!
>>51)God, that is small!!
>>52)hold on, let me change the channel...
>>53)who smells like fish?
>>54)is it o.k. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?
>>55)your best-friend does it much better.
>>56)hope you don't mind i left my boots on.
>>57)hurry up, the motor's runnin'.
>>58)you're fogging up the wind-sheild.
>>59)can i borrow 5 bucks?
>>60)what the hell noise was that?!
>>61)stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
>>62)shut up, bitch! (worse if the girl says it)
>>63)you know, you're not really attractive.
>>64)i'm sorry, i was not listening.
>>65)what, oh yea, i love you too, now let me concentrate!!
>>66)stop interrupting me!!
>>67)i have to take a shit.
>>68)did i leave the iron on?
>>69)your breath is funky.
>>70)(start singing Green Day).
>>71)is it o.k. if i call someone, its o.k. though, keep going....
>>72)its ok honey, i can imagine that its bigger.
>>73)god i wish you were a real woman.
>>74)why can't you ever shave your legs?
>>75)by the way, when i drove over here, i ran over your dog....
>>76)oh susan, susan... i mean donna.... shit.
>>77)your breast milk is like my mom's....
>>78)you're hairy!!
>>79)your "happy trail" led me to a dead end.
>>80)is it o.k. if i never see you again?
>>81)did i forget to tell you i got worms from my cat?
>>82)don't make that face at me!
>>83)all of a sudden i have a headache.
>>84)you're boring.
>>85)i like your tits.
>>86)suck my dick, bitch.
>>87)how much do i owe you?
>>88)How come we each have a penis?
>>89)of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'l kill me!
>>90)your ass is hairy (the guy says this).
>>91)just use your finger, its bigger.
>>92)does your family have to watch?
>>93)we'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.
>>94)get off me, i'll do it myself!!!!
>>95)can you hold this sandwhich for me?
>>96)you're as soft as a sheep, inside and out.
>>97)the only reason i'm doing this is because i'm drunk.
>>98)my mom taught me this.....
>>99)how cute... peach fuzz!
>>100)Damn girl! my tits are bigger than your's!
>>101)should i ask why you're bleeding?
>>102)this is my pet rat, larry....
>>103)if you can't do it, i'll find someone else who can!
>>104)i haven't had this much sex since i was a hooker!
>>105)i was once a woman...
>>106)wanna see me take out my glass eye?
>>107)no i don't love your mind, i can't grab that!!
>>108)is it o.k. if i tell my friends about this?
>>109)i'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
>>110)you wanted me to use a condom?
>>111)you're no better than my brother!!
>>112)mooooo!!
>>113)Fire in the hole!!!
>>114)i wanna see how many quaters i can fit in there.
>>115)hurry up, i'm late for a date.
>>116)o.k. start...oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE??!!
>>117)you ever see basic instinct?
>>118)i'm out of condoms, can i use a sock?
>>119)don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.
>>120)Did i tell you where my cold sore came from?
>>121)you got boogies showing.
>>122)(start reciting the 10 commandments).
>>123)i think i just shit on your bed.
>>124)of course i don't love you.
>>125)let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.