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                           THE JACK SCHITT STORY
                           ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 When somone says "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT...."
 Well now you will know the rest of the story:

 Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.  Awe Schitt,
 the Fertilizer Magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Knee Dip Inn.
 Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.

 Holy Schitt, their first born, passed on shortly after birth.  Next came
 twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and
 Giva Schitt and another son, Bull Schitt.  Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt,
 a high school drop out.  Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a 
 son, Chicken Schitt.  Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens 
 Brothers.  The Schitt Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and
 Horace Schitt.

 Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are waiting
 the arrival of Baby Schitt.

 NOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT....