This is Mr. Jack Getty's Home Page

Purpose

This is a home page dedicated exclusively to Mr. Jack Getty. This includes discussion, worship, information, etc. as long as it has to do with Mr. Jack Getty. Nothing else will be tolerated.

Pictures of Mr. Jack Getty:

On the left, Mr. Jack Getty is on top of the reefer. He does not spend to much time up there, he usually just goes up there to steal the magnets off the front of the reefer. The right picture is of him in his girlfriend's basket, he is officially forbidden from going near it, but he goes in there quite often anyway, these are the ways of Mr. Jack Getty.

Who is Mr. Jack Getty?

1. Mr. Jack Getty is solely owned by his owner, the Rev. Dr. Marc Getty.
2. Mr. Jack Getty resides at the home of Dr. Marc Getty, and is only permitted to leave under the direct supervision of his owner.
3. Mr. Jack Getty spends most of his time in a cardboard box labeled "COMPUTER PAPER." Actually, it is only the lid to a box of 2000 sheets of 9 1/2" x 11" form feed paper.
4. Mr. Jack Getty is a recipient of the 1994 Certified Rocket Scientist award from AT&T Paradyne. According to this illustrious award, it makes him a card carrying member of the International Brain Trust.
5. Mr. Jack Getty is not linked romantically to anyone or anything at this time, he spends all of his time concentrating on his career as a professional criminal.

Mr. Jack Getty can be reached in care of his owner, the Rev. Dr. Marc Getty. Please use e-mail, and do not expect a lucent response, his speech is often jumbled and incomprehensible.